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 *ShamWow spokesperson Vince was arrested on Febuary 7, 2009 for beating up a Hooker. That just goes to show you ShamWow kicks ass and cleans the streets.

*On April 9, 2009 The "Maersk Alabama" was heading to the Kenyan port of Mombasa with a cargo of food aid for Somalia and Uganda.When Pirates attacked the ship. The Captain of the shipCaptain Richard Phillips gave himself up to the pirates in return for his crew’s safety. The pirates then left in a lifeboat with their hostage. We all wish him a return home.


* Creepy Spongebob commercial

Burger King has released a new Spongebob commercial. This promotes their 99 cent kids meal with a Spongebob toy. This commercial is not meant for little kids and is just F*&%ed Up. Basically its girls with square asses shaking it with The Burger King! This is obviously a BAD attempt at making a new fast food jingle like the Mcdonald's Fillet of Fish Ad. Well this one Failed WHAT WERE THEY THINKING! Take a look for yourself. It's everywhere on Youtube. When you watch it discuss it at our discussion page.

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